Replici Stupide de Agatat

1. A iesit soarele sau doar mi-ai zambit?
2. Picioarele tale sunt obosite? Asta pentru ca ai umblat intreaga zi prin gandurile mele.
3. Ai o harta? M-am ratacit in ochii tai.
4. Am avut o zi tare proasta, dar intotdeauna zambetul unei fete dragute ma linisteste. Nu vrei sa zambesti pentru mine?
5. Crezi in dragoste la prima vedere sau mai e nevoie sa mai trec inca o data?
6. Scuza-ma, am observat ca nu m-ai observat. Ce faci?
7. Chemati politia. Este ilegal sa arati asa de bine.
8. Nu sunt beat, doar am ametit din cauza frumusetii tale.
9. O sa ma saruti sau trebuie sa imi mint prietenii?
10. Crezi in ajutarea celor nevoiasi? Atunci ia-ma la tine acasa.
11. Nicio floare nu se compara cu tine.
12. Mai am trei zile de trait, nu vrei sa stai cu mine?
13. Mi-ai furat inima, dar nu-i nimic. Mai am una in frigider.
14. Scuza-ma, mi-am pierdut ursuletul cu care dorm noaptea. Nu ai vrea sa ii iei locul?
15. Mi-am dat seama ca am probleme cu ochii, nu ii pot dezlipi de tine.
16. Imi imprumuti si mie telefonul? Vreau doar sa imi dau un bip.
17. Cred ca sunt in Rai, tocmai am vazut un inger.
18. In realitate nu sunt asa de inalt, dar acum stau pe portofelul meu.
19. Vrei sa te conduc eu? Am masina parcata aproape.
20. Ai un pansament? M-am lovit la cap cand te-am vazut.
21. Mama ta a fost o hoata, a furat stelele de pe cer si le-a pus in ochii tai.
22. Pe unde ai umblat de nu te-am gasit pana acum?
23. Ce caine dragut, ce numar de telefon are?
24. Chiar ma bucur ca nu sunt orb.
25. Esti sigura ca nu ne-am mai intalnit intr-o viata anterioara?
26. Felicitari, ai fost aleasa „Cea mai frumoasa fata din incapere”. Premiul este o intalnire cu mine.
27. Sunt un hot si am sa iti fur inima.
28. Dumnezeu mi-a zis sa imi fac curaj si sa vorbesc cu tine.
29. Pot sa fiu sclavul tau?
30. Ma pierd in zambetul tau.
31. Sunt dragut sau trebuie sa iti cumpar ceva de baut?
32. Scuze, imi dai numarul tau? Pe al meu l-am pierdut.
33. Fac mai multi bani decat poti tu cheltui.
34. Te-ai lovit cand ai cazut din Rai?
35. Da, cautarea ta s-a terminat. Eu sunt alesul.
36. Sunt nou pe aici, pot sa stau langa tine?
37. Daca te sarut, te deranjeaza?
38. Sunt mai bogat decat pare.
39. Am venit, care sunt celelalte doua dorinte?
40. Ajuta-i pe cei orfani! Ia-ma acasa cu tine.

Leapsa cu carti (:

sooo... mi s-a dat tagg. din nou. de data asta de catre Cristian Ciofu . Ce trebuie facut? Simplu. O lista cu cartile preferate ce incep cu fiecare litera din alfabet. Sa incepem atunci, desi va fi o lista ciuuudata deoarece multe carti pe care le-am citit, ei bine, nu le mai tin minte titlul, desi daca il vad o data imi aduc aminte :)). In fine. This is for the list.

A - "Abatorul 5" - Kurt Vonnegut [vreau sa o citesc]
A - "Aventurile lui Sherlock Holmes" - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
B -
C - "Colt Alb" - Jack London
C - "Chemarea Strabunilor" - Jack London
D - "Dragostea nu moare" - Maitreyi Devi
D - "Domnisoara Christina" - Mircea Eliade
D - "Dracula" - Bram Stoker
E - "Enigma Otiliei" - George Calinescu
F -
G -
H -
I - "In curte la Dionis" - Mircea Eliade [vreau sa o citesc]
J -
K -
L - "Legendele Olimpului * Zeii" - Alexandru Mitru
M - "Maitreyi" - Mircea Eliada
N - "Notre Dame de Paris" - Victor Hugo
N - "Nopti la Serampore" - Mircea Eliade [vreau sa o citesc]
O -
P -
Q -
R - "Romanul Adolescentului Miop" - Mircea Eliade
R - "Red Dragon - Thomas Harris
S - "Shogun" - James Clavell
S - "Secretul Doctorului Honinberger" - Mircea Eliade [vrea sa o citesc]
T -
U -
V -
W - "Winnetou" - Karl Mey
X -
Y -
Z -

Si lista mea are mari MARI lipsuri. O sa o mai modific atunci cand o sa-mi mai aduc eu aminte de ceva ce am uitat. in fine. Cat despre tagg... cand o sa-mi vina in cap pentru cealalta postare, atunci o sa tagguiesc si la asta [scuze... lenea e mare azi :)))]

Daca te mananca, trebuie sa te scarpini

Ei bine. Hai sa zic si eu ceva din viata mea. Parca asta e scopul unui blog nu??? Sa incep.
29 iulie. Cat era ceasul? Aproximativ 12 din cate imi amintesc. Nu m-am trezit de mult. M-am dus frumusel si mi-am facut un dus. Muream de somn la ora aia. Nu stiu de ce. Dar in fine. Daca tot m-a mancat undeva, a trebuit sa ma scarpin nu??? Pai ce mama masii.
Ce se gandeste blondina mea sa faca? Si asa ii era un pic foame. Ce tine mai bn de foame decat laptele? Nimic altceva nu e mai bun pentru a mea blonda. Zis si facut. Ma duc la frigider si iau cutia neinceputa de lapte. Un litru intreg. Perfect. Si de ce sa ma chinui eu oare sa imi fac separat nes??? Pai nu ma chinui de lene. Si uite cum apare o idee geniala. Iau eu nessul instant si torn direct in lapte. Cu putin zahar, ca poate totusi un litru nu e in stare sa ma trezeasca.
Si in mai putin de o ora nessul era gata dat pe gat. Geniala m-a facut mama. Ma miram dup-aia de ce mi-e rau si ma doare capul. Oare de ce avand in vedere ca nu am mancat nimic? Nu stiu...cred ca e de la vreme. Eu trebuia sa ies afara.
De unde naiba ca am stat in casa toata ziua, nemancata. Doar mi-era rau ce naiba sa mananc? Pe la 5 jumate ma hotarasc sa mananc jumatate de castron de supa de rosii cu orez. Cred ca supa mea preferata. Dar de ce m-am hotarat sa mananc? Nu ca mi-era foame, Doamne fereste! Numai ca a venit mama de la serviciu, si face urat daca nu mananc. In fine. Eu tot asteptam dup-aia sa ies afara. Nope. Planuri anulate.
Se face seara. Din seara noapte. "Bai maine am antrenamente. Ma trezesc devreme sa fiu prima care ajunge. Deci trebuie sa ma culc devreme azi. Perfect. Si asa imi este somn". Cine papuci sa ma creada? Eu ma credeam. Eram convinsa ca mi-era somn. "nu stau mai mult de 10:30". Se face 10:30. "hai ca mai stau pana la 11". Se face 11:30. "omg...trebuia sa fiu in pat de jumatate de ora. In fine. La 12 ma culc". Se face 12 si 10. Inchid calculatorul si ma schimb in pijamale. Bine ca mi-am facut dus pe la 10 fara 15.
Si se pune blonda in pat. Si se rasuceste. Si se foieste, si ajunge cu picioarele pe pereti. Ajung si cu capul pe parchet. Se pune pe diagonala. Se pune-n cap, se pune-n cur. Somn ciuci. Blonda noastra visa. Cu ochii deschisi, ce pana lu' corbu!? La ce visa ea de nu putea nici sa adoarma? La mister. Nu era evident? Hmmm ce sa ne facem noi acuma? Era deja maine si mai avea mai putin de 8 ore de dormit inainte sa e trezeasca. Ei asta e culmea. Ia si trezeste tu pe cineva care nu doarme.
Sta blonda si se gandeste cum sa adoarma. Ei bravo. Ia si gandeste-te si macina-ti neuronul drogat de cafeina ca poate o sa adormi asa. Da da. Pauza. Se pune blonda pe jos. Nimic. Se pune pe un tigru mai maricel. Nup. Se pune pe perne sub o masa. Hai ca asta a fost buna. Nimic nici de data asta. Se pune efectiv sub pat. Adica defapt canapea extensibila. Ei bine ghici ce. Nu a adormit nici acolo. Oare ce o fi de vina pentru insomnia ei din seara asta? Luna mai mult ca sigur.
Se pune inapoi pe pat. Ia frumusel telefonul. Se uita la ceas. 2. Mai are vreo 6 ore jumate de dormit. Da sigur. Ia si adormi. N-ai adormit in 2 ore si crezi ca adormi acuma cat ai pocni din degete, sau ce? Ia frumusel madmoiselle telefonul si incepe sa scrie ce i s-a intamplat.
Si uite ca e 2 jumate iar eu termin de scris, dar de adormit tot nu am adormit. Cred ca postez direct pe blog. Sa rada si altii de mine, ca eu m-am amuzat destul. Si poate...nu o sa faca si ei aceiasi prostie pe care a trebuit s-o fac eu. Deci daca sunt greseli ma scuzati. Si sa ma scuzati si pentru simplul fapt ca este un singur paragraf. Dar stiti ce? Daca tot nu dorm...ia stati sa impart in paragrafe. Ca de scris...cred ca am scris mai bine decat de pe calculator, ceea ce e grav. Hai v-am pupat ca poate adorm si eu dupa ce postez. Daca nu...ei bine va tin la curent :)) ca altceva tot nu am ce sa fac. Stau sa ma scarpin si acuma.
Peseu: e 3 fara 10 acuma :))

§Tag: →This or That ←? §

Sooo. M-a taggat si pe mine Beauty and Me so why not :D. Peseu: stiu ca am fost taggata pe celalalt blog, dar pt astfel de chestii il folosesc pe acesta (:

Make-up


Blush or bronzer - Blush
Lip-gloss or lipstick - Lipstick
Eyeliner or mascara - Eyeliner
Foundation or concealer - Foundation
Pressed or loose eye shadows - Pressed
Brushes or sponges - Brushes

Nails


OPI or China Glaze- China Glaze
Long or short- Long
Acrylic or natural- Natural
Brights or dark- Darks
Flower or no flower- No Flower

Body


Perfume or body splash - Perfume
Lotion or body butter - Lotion
Body wash or soap - Body Wash
Lush or other bath company - Other companies

Fashion


Jeans or sweat pants - Jeans
Long sleeve of short - Both
Dresses or skirts - Dresses
Stripes or plaid - Plaid
Flip flops or sandals - Sandals
Scarves or hats - Scarves
Studs or dangly earrings - Dangly earrings
Necklaces or bracelets - Bracelets
Heels or flats - Heels
Cowboy boots or riding boots - Depends on the boots
Jacket or hoodie - Jacket

Hair


Curly or straight - Straight
Bun or ponytail - Ponytail
Bobby pins or butterfly clips - Bobby pins
Hair spray or gel - Hair spray
Long or short - Both
Light or dark - Dark
Side sweep bangs or full bangs - Side Sweep Bangs
Up or down - Down

Random (:


Rain or shine - Rain
Summer or winter - Both
Fall or spring - Fall
Chocolate or vanilla - Chocolate
East coast or west coast - East coast

Beauty and Me, asta a fost fun :D. Mercic

Cat despre tagguri... inca nu am idee. Asa ca voi lasa spatiu pana cand o sa ma hotarasc (:

A mirror that reflects the opposite

"When your heart becomes darker, your smile actually becomes brighter"

Single Isn't a Status

Single isn't a status. It's a word that describes a person who is strong enough to enjoy life without having to depend on anybody else...

Fragile = Bubble Wrap

You get home from school. In the front living room, there is a box with the word "Fragile" on it. This could only mean one thing... There is bubble wrap inside!!!

I Want This Life to be A Dream

Just imagine, if you suddenly woke up and your life had been a dream, and you are actually a completely different person than in your dream and you are living in a completely different world.

Right V*gina

I hate when on MTV Cribs kids say "...and this is my 103 inch plasma TV." Im like, "No, that's your parents 103 inch plasma TV. All you did was fall out of the right v*gina...

Complicated Relationship

Dear 4th Grader,

On Facebook, your relationship status is "It's complicated". What he do? Steal your animal crackers?

Sincerely,
Your Mother.

Sparkle to death

Edward: "I could kill you in seconds. So shutup."
Jacob: "What are you gonna do exactly? Sparkle me to death?!"

Dislike

Once you start to dislike someone. Everything they do begins to annoy you

Little Things Matter

It’s the little things that matter. It’s those itsy bitsy pieces of life you don’t want to lose, those memories you don’t want to fade, and everything in between.

Give me patience

Lord please give me patience, because if you give me strength, I may just beat the living crap out of someone...

Bad Cover

I heard that Justin Bieber did a really BAD cover after this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh83c_UImD8&feature=related

100 cats

it's weird to think
that the person I'm going to end up marrying is somewhere on this planet right now.
Well, that is unless
I grow up to be one of those old ladies with 100 cats. ♥

Not getting fat

Everybody thinks that a girls dream is to find the perfect guy....... pppfffftttt yeah right, our dream is to eat without getting fat.

Disappointments

Never get too attached to anyone because attachments leads to expectations and expectations lead to disappointments.

Falling to pieces

Sometimes, that girl who seems so strong, who never lets what people say bother her, who smiles and laughs with her friends.. is really the girl who, deep down, is falling to pieces

Impossible

"There's a story behind every person. There's a reason why they're the way they are. They aren't just like that because they want to. Something in the past created them, and sometimes it's impossible to fix them."

You can Fly

Falling in love is like jumping off a really tall building; your head tells you 'idiot, you're gonna die.' but your heart tells you , "don't worry you can fly"

Suicide to save you

Sometimes you make me so angry that I feel like throwing you into a load of oncoming cars. But then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you afterwards...

Accident

Dude, I watch all the CSI's, NCIS, and Criminal Minds. I can make your death look like an accident.

Taste of Water

The hardest thing in life to explain is the reason why you love someone. It's like trying to explain the taste of water...

Dear Blank, Please Blank

Dear Face Cream
that guarantees to make you look 10 years younger,
If I put this on my 10 year old brother, will his face disappear?
Sincerely,
Hopeful sister

http://www.dearblankpleaseblank.com/

Facebook

when I die, friends will go to my funeral, good friends will cry at my funeral, but my best friend will change my facebook status to say "Chilin with Jesus"

Bwahahaha

What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I STARE, I SMILE, AND WHEN I GET TIRED...I PUT THE MIRROR DOWN

Prince Charming

Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Getting Dressed

Girl: "Mom, I swear my room was clean this morning"
Mom: so... Could you tell me what happened?????
Girl: "I got dressed" ♥

Bwahaha Mom is Gaga

Imagine
if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Lady Gaga

What were you thinking?

I hate when people ask me "What on earth were you thinking!?"
Obviously I was thinking that I would get away with it and not have to bloody explain it...

Arc vs. Titanic

*****Never be afraid to try something new.*****
Just remember, amateurs built the arc, while professionals built the titanic

Best. Thing. EVER!!!!

TODAY;
I was bored so I said "Wow, that's a weird place to put a piano." You wouldn't believe how many people looked around for a piano. I was in an elevator.

i laughed sooo hard while reading this xD

Marilyn Monroe

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." - Marilyn Monroe

Hugs

hugging is healthy,it helps the immune system, cures depression, reduces stress, and induces sleep.

it's invigorating, rejuvenating, and has no unpleasant side effects. it's nothing less than a miracle drug.

hugging is all natural. it's organic, naturally sweet, has no artificial ingredients, environmentally friendly, and is 100% wholesome.

hugging is the ideal gift, great for any occasion, fun to give and recieve, shows you care, comes with it's own wrapping paper, and of course, is fully returnable.

Life Rolls the Dice

So this is how the dice roll.
You do something bad, you pay for it
you do something good, you are rewarded
you don't do anything, you regret it.

Live, Laugh, Love ♥

Mc Magic

I wanna be your mrs.
Give you all the kisses
You'll be sugga' Daddy
I'll be mrs. Delicious

Yeah delicious you know you got me twisted
Your eyes your body
I'm feenin' for your kisses

[i finally found the song after looking for 3 days straight >.< xD]

I stand Alone [new PhenomenOn song]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y44FOA3uhPY

I Stand Alone

I stand alone, in this world, unkown. I wish you could be by my side in this fcked up life. I want to feel you close, you give me strangth, you give me joy. It is all I want, for you to be by my side

Boy

Boy I'm interested if you wanna kiss me ♥

Don't Deny

Don't try to deny, live and express your feelings. I can see trough your mask... I can see your feelings for me slowly developing

Ain't it funny

Ain't it funny how music and dancing can make you feel so good in the morning. It prepares you for a new day. Feeling so fresh and chill.
Then the day can be a bitch and fuck it all up. I just hate those days.
But the best days are those when you can fuck the bitch back. And by thinking of the ONE single person, those few little words, which maybe to him were meaningless, his smile, his face. Shortly thinking about HIM can make your day PERFECT.
You can bitchslap that day with a warm and sincere smile on your face.
And it's all thanks to that one guy which you are lucky to have <3

Good morning, sunshine

Good morning dear,
last night i dreamt about you again. But i'm sick of dreaming a dream. I want reality. I want you to be next to me everyday of every week. I don't want you only in my dreams anymore. Please be aware of my limits. I'm gonna reach the peak soon. Don't ignore your feelings. Even though they are not that strong yet, they are still there. Waiting for you to speak them out. Please do so, my darling.
But til then I'll keep seeing you in my dreams. Til you learn how to speak (:

Goodnigth my love!

Goodnight my love,
We'll meet again,
In my dreams
that never end.

Together forever,
until the next day,
In my dreams
that never fade

You know I love you too

Don't try to deny your feelings. Let them burst out. Tell me you love me cuz you know baby I love you too ♥

Sometimes...

Sometimes a few words from the one you love,
even though he might not be aware of it,
Is all you need to Survive in this world <3

Shut up

You can try to deny it all you want!
I saw you glancing my way!
You don't need to explain yourself
I do it all the time
All you need to do is
shut up and kiss me in the rain

Love is just a word

a kiss is just a kiss until you find the one you love>>
a hug is just a hug till you find the one your always thinking of
a dream is just a dream untill it comes true
love is just a word untill i hear it from you

Chuck Norris ftw

Justin Beiber, Lil' Wayne, and Chuck Norris were standing ontop of a 100story building seeing whos dick was longer. Justin Beiber said "Oh i dont have one" and jumped. Lil Wayne's was hangin down 20 stories "Tha's wassup!". and Chuck Norris was standing there moving around like he had a hoola hoop. Lil Wayne asked what he was doing and he said "Dodging Traffic"

I'm hungry

i saw this on a liking site xD and i simply fell in love with it

Child: Dad, I'm hungry!
Dad: Hey, Hungry!
Child: Dad, I'm serious.
Dad: I thought you were Hungry!
Child: Are you kidding me?!
Dad: No, I'm Dad!

The top 10 lies women tell men

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-the-top-10-lies-women-tell-men/P7/

The 10 most disliked videos on youtube !!!

http://www.indyposted.com/156366/the-10-most-disliked-videos-on-youtube-videos/?utm_source=wahoha.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=wahoha


xDDDD go go justin bieber xD 5 out of 10 xD